Upstart!

Well, that was fun. I haven't administered a real smackdown in a while, so it was refreshing. The impertinence!

Ah, the humans are home. I'll have to finish this later.

My Turn

Hola, muchachos! Sassy the Supreme Almighty Goddess of All Things Everywhere (in her mind) is sleeping, so I am sneaking in here to say that everything she has said about me is unfair. I am NOT annoying; it is NOT my raison d'etre (whatever that means). I am friendly and outgoing and cuddly and have very soft fur. She is JUST JEALOUS. And (uh-oh, I may hear her coming) she is mean and bossy and possessive and I think I've tried really hard to fit in andgetalongandshe

Three Really Is a Crowd

I'm not sure I've written enough about the two nutjobs I live with. I refer to my canine companions, not my human ones, though it really could have been either.

For proof, I submit as evidence Exhibit #1:















Loco, completely loco.

What's Going On?

Life is too complicated. First we have to add Molly to the mix. Then, just as I'm getting used to her, we have to add the Bane of My Existence, Penny. Who can rest with a little yapping yo-yo bouncing around?

Now there's something strange going on with my female human.

I remember the day when I could easily curl up on her lap and snooze away. Then it got harder to get comfortable and I think, from what they've said, it's because I got bigger. It did seem like things around me got a little smaller. Hmm. Anyway, now it's getting harder to get comfortable again. Am I getting bigger? I don't think so. Nothing else seems smaller. And it really does seem like her stomach is really just in the way more than it used to be. And she and my male human touch it and talk to it sometimes, which is just plain weird. You know, I don't need this; I wish they would consider my feelings for once. Humans are just plain selfish, if you ask me.