Baby Blues

Well, it was just as Molly suspected, my female human had a puppy! I mean baby! Whatever. Either way, I don't like it. It was hard enough getting the attention and respect I deserve with Molly and Penny around, now it's impossible.

I don't know why they like it so much, anyway, all it does is lay there. And sometimes it cries. Well, that's not strictly true, that's all it did at first but now it is waving its arms and legs and talking (though I can't understand a word it says) and apparently smiling and laughing, from what the humans say when they stand over it mesmerized. Whatever.

Molly says the baby is a he, meaning a male human. It doesn't seem like much of a human to me -- it babbles inconsequentially, doesn't pet me or play with me, and most importantly, doesn't seem to know where the treats are -- but Molly assures me it is. She's lived with them before, so I suppose she knows what she's talking about. So it is something referred to as a "boy." Whatever.

Oh yeah, to catch you up, the humans disappeared two days after my last post and my female human didn't come back for three days and when she did it was with this baby thing. I really think they should have consulted me about something as important as this, but no, as usual, it's ignore the Sass. That's fine. Whatever. No big deal. Nothing I'm going to get my fur in a bunch over.