My Turn

Hola, muchachos! Sassy the Supreme Almighty Goddess of All Things Everywhere (in her mind) is sleeping, so I am sneaking in here to say that everything she has said about me is unfair. I am NOT annoying; it is NOT my raison d'etre (whatever that means). I am friendly and outgoing and cuddly and have very soft fur. She is JUST JEALOUS. And (uh-oh, I may hear her coming) she is mean and bossy and possessive and I think I've tried really hard to fit in andgetalongandshe