What's Going On?

Life is too complicated. First we have to add Molly to the mix. Then, just as I'm getting used to her, we have to add the Bane of My Existence, Penny. Who can rest with a little yapping yo-yo bouncing around?

Now there's something strange going on with my female human.

I remember the day when I could easily curl up on her lap and snooze away. Then it got harder to get comfortable and I think, from what they've said, it's because I got bigger. It did seem like things around me got a little smaller. Hmm. Anyway, now it's getting harder to get comfortable again. Am I getting bigger? I don't think so. Nothing else seems smaller. And it really does seem like her stomach is really just in the way more than it used to be. And she and my male human touch it and talk to it sometimes, which is just plain weird. You know, I don't need this; I wish they would consider my feelings for once. Humans are just plain selfish, if you ask me.