I Need a Dog Lawyer. A Pawyer?

I don't like the turn things have taken.

We have moved to a new house, I'm not sure exactly where, only that it was a loooong trip, and now I can't even come inside?? They stuck us in a yard, gave us a sad little igloo thing to live in (it's actually pretty nice for short stretches of time, but I don't know where the other two are going to lay down), and only let us come in when it's really cold or raining! And then only into a tiny room!

I protest!